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Date #22 (Part II): Beating A Dead Horse
January - March 2023 Me and dude I was really feeling (Date #28) stopped dating. Yes I was real hurt over this one, but this forced me...

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Sep 5, 20249 min read


Date #22 (Part I): The Ice Cream Incident
February 2022 Date #22 is probably the one who unlocked my want for a relationship. Imma tell yall this story, and you’re gonna ask...

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Aug 29, 202410 min read


Date #20 & #21: Sloppy & Shady
April 2, 2022 This date is what made me realize why the hood dudes had the girlies in a chokehold. This man didn’t do anything...

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Aug 22, 20245 min read


Date #18 & #19: From Charming to Chilling
February 26th, 2022 Date #18 lived far. The day of our date I was a good hour late because my cousin (who was out of town) had some...

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Aug 15, 20246 min read


Date #16 & #17 - New Year, New Disappointments
January 30th, 2022 Date #16 was a very spur of the moment date. I was getting off work some time in the evening and I told myself I...

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Aug 9, 20245 min read


Date #13, #14, and #15 - The Final Fumbles: My Year-End Dates of 2021
October 8th, 2021 Date #13 took place at Langano Ethiopian Restaurant in Silver Spring, MD. My second time having Ethiopian food but my...

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Jul 28, 20246 min read


Date #12 - Breadcrumbing: The Trail to a Broken Heart
Oct. 2nd, 2021 Date #12 was my first heartbreak after moving. Let me clarify that I was never in love with this man – I’ve actually never...

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Jul 21, 20249 min read


Date # 9, #10, & #11: The What, the Who, and the Why
Sept. 10th, 2021 If y'all read Date #6, you might remember that although Date #9 and I matched on Hinge, my first time actually seeing...

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Jul 18, 20244 min read


Date #7 & #8: Top Shelf Tales
Sept. 3rd, 2021 Now, Date #7 and Date #8 were the finest of the fine. I was asking God how I lucked out twice in a row. My first (and...

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Jul 8, 20247 min read


Date #6: Unexpected Encounters
Aug. 27th, 2021 I don’t think I’ve ever stepped foot in a Trader Joes before this day. I’m walking around Eastern Market and decided to...

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Jun 30, 20246 min read


Dates #1 - #5: The Unmemorable's
Ok yall, the audience has spoken! I’ve finally given in and decided to create a blog. Welcome to what my Insta fam knows as the "DC...

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Jun 1, 20249 min read
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